How to kill a Sunday

You talked about 'killing a sunday', so I thought I would get a few things to help you with that.

1. Scriptures to keep it spiritual.

2. Chips and salsa to throw a little spice into you sabbath.

3. A cozy sweater to keep warm while watching your foosball. 

4. Some of my homework because it kills time.

5. Gloves for that canyon drive with you significant other.

6. A t.v. remote because that game better be recorded.

7. Some Chapstick for when your kissin that shawty up the canyon.

8. A football and some protein to keep that sexy figure sexy.

9. A pong paddle so you can play where ever your heart desires.

10. A phone to send heart felt messages to your neighbors.

You will have the pleasure of receiving all these gifts in class.