Monday, January 11, 2016

How to kill a Sunday


You talked about 'killing a sunday', so I thought I would get a few things to help you with that.
1. Scriptures to keep it spiritual.
2. Chips and salsa to throw a little spice into you sabbath.
3. A cozy sweater to keep warm while watching your foosball. 
4. Some of my homework because it kills time.
5. Gloves for that canyon drive with you significant other.
6. A t.v. remote because that game better be recorded.
7. Some Chapstick for when your kissin that shawty up the canyon.
8. A football and some protein to keep that sexy figure sexy.
9. A pong paddle so you can play where ever your heart desires.
10. A phone to send heart felt messages to your neighbors.

You will have the pleasure of receiving all these gifts in class.













Real Talk - Generalizations



They say you can't find a decent guy these days.  I don't know about you but I see them everywhere, they're in the 800 Hall, the black gym, commons, and yes even by the knight.  Girls complain they can't find a guy that cares......... About anything but tap. You're wrong they're everywhere you're just not looking hard enough. You don't try to find the sweet guy, you stick with the "popular" guy who who only cares about your tits and your ass when if you were to walk around the corner you would find 10 guys that would kiss the ground you walk on instead of the cotton between your legs.  "I can't find a genuine guy these days" is the biggest generalization of this generation.  Yes There are plenty great examples of the assholes you girls fall for over and over again that after 1 maybe 2 "canyon drives" they have had their fill, they no longer need you because there's 40 other girls in line ready to go through the same process you just went through because you don't actually want a cute sweet guy, you just want to be "popular". But that's enough of the negative poo let's talk about the sweet genuine guys that will treat you girls like gold. Adam zappala, Logan Wilson, Jacob Busby, John Larsen, Grant McColm, Carter Pratt, Wyatt Holbrook, Donavan Welch, the list is endless. Maybe all these guys aren't the best example of confident, strong, and sexy, like the douches you claim are the only guys left, but these guys are real, they will hug you, talk to you, they will be genuine with you, they will take you to dinner. Because they care more about how you're heart feels than  how your 2 lumps on your chest feel...... In their hands.   Now ladies yes this is a generalization but I hear girls complaining you can't find a decent guy almost every day and I'm tired of it, so grow up and find a guy that will treat you like the Angel you are.